Nothing good happens when I’m on LinkedIn. If I am not randomly hassled for free career advice or spammed by your mom, I am objectified by strange men.
You know what really bugs me, though? It’s when you do LinkedIn wrong like this guy.
Okay, this is not the worst. But I am not interested in collaborating. The last time someone sent me a note like that, he got my email address and sent unfortunate selfies that broke my heart. No thanks.
Also, collaborate on what? What’s it all about, Alfie?
So I wrote back.
Luckily, my new boo responded!
(Yeah, uh, I bet he has work for me.)
This guy seems nice enough, so I wrote back and explained that people are weird online. I asked him to elaborate. And I haven’t heard back, of course.
My favorite part of the LinkedIn user experience is when I get off that site.
What a stupid waste of time.